Charles announces he'll become absolute monarch, as the new Magna Carta decrees. He just needs one world leader's endorsement... Donald Trump arrives with an indecent proposal. Wills and Kate oppose the absolute monarchy, and Pippa's wedding day arrives but will Harry let her go through with it?

• George Jeffrie
• Bert Tyler-Moore

• Harry Enfield
• Haydn Gwynne
• Hugh Skinner