If I Were a Carpenter

Dennis, Neville and Oz head for Germany, looking for work as bricklayers. They get work in Dusseldorf, but only two bricklayers are needed. Dennis makes out that Neville is a carpenter so that the trio can stay together. Neville isn't too happy with his work, since his carpentry skills are very limited. He decides to call it a day and head back home. That night, he goes out on the town and has too much to drink. He wakes up next morning with a tattoo on his arm, dedicated to someone named Lotte. He decides that he'll have to stay in Dusseldorf for the time being.

Writing:
  • Franc Roddam

Stars:
Release Date: 1983-11-11
Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5
TMDb: 7.9/10
  • Country: GB
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 50

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