Sketches include: Dame Judi Dench takes part in a tattoo-themed reality show to have an unfortunate tattoo altered; Angela Merkel feels jaded after topping Forbes' World's 100 Most Powerful Women list; Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Donald Trump's golf courses in Scotland; the Melania Trump robot; Jeremy Corbyn has an awkward reunion with an old friend.

• Tracey Ullman
• Laurence Rickard