Eddie and Richie join Mrs. Lineker's Love Bureau hoping to find their perfect women. Richies video tells the viewers that he is, in fact, a Duke and this gets him a date with a countess from Moldavia. He invites her to his place and arranges for Eddie to pretend to be his butler for the evening.

• Rik Mayall
• Adrian Edmondson

• Kevin McNally
• Adrian Edmondson
• Brian Glover