The Stotts conduct a high-brow interview with Nick Ross of Crimewatch and the hunt is on for America's most incredible vegetable. A talent show is held at the club and it looks like the judges will have their work cut out : the contestants range from a man with a dead fox on his head to a farmer with an astoundingly large piece of machinery.

• Bob Mortimer
• Vic Reeves

• Tony Way
• Simon Day
• Bob Mortimer