Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Directing:
  • Hy Averback

Writing:
  • Don McGuire
  • Hal Captain

Stars:
Release Date: 1970-09-11
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  • Country: US
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 113
Brian Keith
Brian Keith
Officer Michael M. Nace
Don Ameche
Don Ameche
Col. Flanders
John Fiedler
John Fiedler
Maj. Purvis
Tom Ewell
Tom Ewell
Billy Joe Davis
Arthur O'Connell
Arthur O'Conn...
Mr. Kruft
Bradford Dillman
Bradford Dill...
Capt. Myerson
Tony Curtis
Tony Curtis
Shannon Gambroni
Ivan Dixon
Ivan Dixon
Sgt. Jones
Ernest Borgnine
Ernest Borgni...
Sheriff Harve
Suzanne Pleshette
Suzanne Plesh...
Ramona
Christopher Mitchum
Christopher M...
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Dorothy Green
Dorothy Green
Mrs. Kruft
John Lasell
John Lasell
Dr. Hillery
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