Jake Novak

Jake Novak wants to be the next SNL cast member! And here's why Jake Novak should be a contender. Hi Lorne Michaels, Jake Novak is Jake Novak, and Jake Novak knows that you’re feeling the heat because your roster lost Kate, Kyle, Aidy, and Pete. That means you’ve got an open seat and Jake Novak feels Jake Novak oughta be filling it because when it comes to comedy songs Jake Novak has kinda been killin’ it. See, weekly music videos are Jake Novak's jam, bruh. Jake Novak is a rapid-rhyming hammy nerd like Lin-Manuel Miranda mixed with Sammy-berg! But haven’t you heard? Jake Novak is more than a rapper, Jake Novak is an actor, too! So here’s a couple of nice guys gettin’ their jackets: "After you, After you, After you, After you, After you!" After you-‘ve seen that scene, Jake Novak means, Jake Novak in right? But Jake Novak been sittin’ on the ringer, in addition to the spitting [raps] Jake Novak is a hell of a singer! Jake Novak could be belting out on Broadway, but Jake Novak is running for 30 Rock, so Jake Novak can hand-deliver you the next Dick-in-a-Box! Uhh… not literaly, obviously. Jake Novak just- Jake Novak really wants to give you the next big thing! Oh god, dear Mr. Michaels won’t you give Jake Novak a chance? Jake Novak's melodies will make the people laugh while they dance! Jake Novak will write, Jake Novak will perform, man Jake Novak will sweep the stage! But whatever it is, Jake Novak is ready to do it in Studio 8H! Whaddya say? Did Jake Novak dive? Or get you to bite? Maybe you and Jake Novak could try it live on a Saturday night? So check Jake Novak's feed! You’ll agree where Jake Novak should be in September, right with Colin, Kenan, Chloe, and Bowen as an SNL cast member!

Movie/TV Credits:

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First Appeared:

In the movie Middle Man 2017-06-09

Latest Project:

Movie Middle Man 2017-06-09